Tuesday, December 19, 2006

After seeing the world, Willy has requested (and we must confess that this is quite unprecedented) a return to what he calls his "home" on your front lawn. While we at PETOP are a bit baffled by his desire to return, he simply wouldn't shut up about his friends the reindeer, inflatable Santa Claus and of course, Anthony, Alison, Emily and Cassidy.

At this point, some among the staff are mumbling that they never would have taken him out of the bubble if they'd known he was going to talk this much, but those staff members have been strongly disciplined.

Willie's loquaciousness aside, PETOP still feels that this has been an important mission. Looking ahead to our long-awaited merger with the RLF (pending office space considerations), our vision of worldwide penguin amnesty is becoming a reality one day at a time, and cases like Willie's are part of that effort.

Nonetheless, we here at PETOP hope that Willie's absence (known here at headquarters as Penguin File No. 493058) has not been an inconvenience to your family this Christmas season, and we wish you all the best in the coming year, during which we will, of course, be watching ...

Before his triumpant return Willy needed to make a few more stops on his adventure.







Thursday, December 14, 2006

Quote the Emperor, "Nevermore!"

From: PETOP, People for the Ethical Treatment Of Penguins.

Human Subjects,

By now you have probably noticed a large void in that brown area you call your front lawn. Fear not, your snow globe and it’s prisoner are in a safe place. You will get your torture device back in due time. But first a word about our organization: Your “decoration” and the plight of its inhabitant were brought to our attention by our esteemed colleagues at the RLF. Our species was meant to waddle and swim free in artic climates, not languish in the confines of your plastic dome. The cruelty must stop. This was a warning. PETOP is long suffering and slow to anger, but we will not be trifled with. Our brother will soon return from his vacation, but we will be monitoring his condition. Be forewarned.

Swimmingly,

The Emperor

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FREEDOM!!!



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